....
[2007-04-29 20:24:16] (sarahisyo) But you also need to consider how much time was spent on the poem, based on how much time was spent with you personally..
[2007-04-29 20:24:28] (sarahisyo) (Reg sneaks in)
[2007-04-29 20:24:47] (sylkwyrm) Hey now! do we have a rule about this?
[2007-04-29 20:24:56] (malachi) I personally would have preferred not knowing who did the entry :)
[2007-04-29 20:24:58] (sarahisyo) Naw...
[2007-04-29 20:25:03] (sarahisyo) ROFL
[2007-04-29 20:25:12] (sylkwyrm) meh. *shrugs*
[2007-04-29 20:25:18] (sylkwyrm) so onwards!
[2007-04-29 20:25:24] (sarahisyo) Of course. :)
[2007-04-29 20:25:30] (sylkwyrm) poem the first:
[2007-04-29 20:25:35] (malachi) Are we there yet papa smurf?
[2007-04-29 20:25:36] (sylkwyrm) Untitled By WillPower
[2007-04-29 20:25:36] (sylkwyrm) "Roses are red
[2007-04-29 20:25:36] (sylkwyrm) Orchids are black
[2007-04-29 20:25:36] (sylkwyrm) I like you best
[2007-04-29 20:25:36] (sylkwyrm) When you're on your back
[2007-04-29 20:25:36] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 20:25:36] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 20:25:36] (sylkwyrm) PWND!!1!"
[2007-04-29 20:25:36] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 20:25:36] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 20:25:55] (malachi) I am not sure that the last line was part of the poem
[2007-04-29 20:26:06] (sylkwyrm) What makes you say that?
[2007-04-29 20:26:10] (sarahisyo) Yeah...uh...
[2007-04-29 20:26:15] (malachi) I think it was a comment to you
[2007-04-29 20:26:26] (sarahisyo) I think Mal's right.
[2007-04-29 20:26:57] (sylkwyrm) I think the Author was trying to project a feeling of superiority to the reader
[2007-04-29 20:26:59] (sarahisyo) My opinion on this one is the following; it rhymes....which means a lot of time was spent on it....plus...its not funny. Well...it is a little...but not seriously.
[2007-04-29 20:27:02] (sarahisyo) YUP
[2007-04-29 20:27:09] (sarahisyo) Too damn witty!!!
[2007-04-29 20:27:28] (sylkwyrm) Too witty? You is tough man!
[2007-04-29 20:27:28] (sarahisyo) Wittiness is the problem!
[2007-04-29 20:28:01] (sylkwyrm) So you think we shouls just bitch slap this poem and tell it to give us our money?
[2007-04-29 20:28:05] (malachi) I think it is simple, I like the finale.... But...
[2007-04-29 20:28:14] (malachi) I dunno
[2007-04-29 20:28:33] (sarahisyo) Yeah!
[2007-04-29 20:28:38] (sarahisyo) Bitch slaps are good!
[2007-04-29 20:28:42] (sylkwyrm) maybe we should be giving out points?
[2007-04-29 20:28:46] (malachi) I am personally not very fond of limmerics in poetry contests
[2007-04-29 20:28:48] (sylkwyrm) and bitch slaps
[2007-04-29 20:28:51] (malachi) because we hear so many as kids
[2007-04-29 20:29:07] (sarahisyo) I like limmerics, but at the same time; this is just a little too smart for me.
[2007-04-29 20:29:08] (sylkwyrm) only because you mom is from Venus! :-D
[2007-04-29 20:29:24] (sarahisyo) :o
[2007-04-29 20:29:33] (malachi) maybe we need to rate it on a few different categories
[2007-04-29 20:29:34] (malachi) like
[2007-04-29 20:29:38] (malachi) originality
[2007-04-29 20:29:40] (malachi) or
[2007-04-29 20:29:48] (malachi) just damned wackedness
[2007-04-29 20:29:54] (malachi) or...
[2007-04-29 20:29:55] (malachi) ?
[2007-04-29 20:29:59] (sylkwyrm) ah.
[2007-04-29 20:30:08] (sylkwyrm) the categories are......
[2007-04-29 20:30:16] (sarahisyo) Good plan.
[2007-04-29 20:31:00] (sylkwyrm) Badness, Funnyness, originality, and like on the TV shoe Iron Chef, Taste!
[2007-04-29 20:31:03] (sylkwyrm) yumm
[2007-04-29 20:31:07] (sylkwyrm) sound good?
[2007-04-29 20:31:16] (malachi) ok
[2007-04-29 20:31:18] (sarahisyo) Yeah! Yeah! Sounds good.
[2007-04-29 20:31:23] (malachi) So, for this poem
[2007-04-29 20:31:33] (malachi) oh
[2007-04-29 20:31:37] (malachi) what is the rating
[2007-04-29 20:31:41] (malachi) 1-5? 1-10?
[2007-04-29 20:31:41] (sarahisyo) How about 1 pts = we don't like and 5 = we like the most-ess.
[2007-04-29 20:31:47] (sylkwyrm) sounds great
[2007-04-29 20:31:48] (sarahisyo) ?
[2007-04-29 20:31:55] (sarahisyo) Yippie!
[2007-04-29 20:31:57] (sylkwyrm) 5 is the holy number
[2007-04-29 20:31:58] (malachi) so 1=Not at all, 5=Completely
[2007-04-29 20:31:59] (malachi) gotcha
[2007-04-29 20:32:01] (malachi) ok
[2007-04-29 20:32:15] (sylkwyrm) Lets start with Sarah she's cute ;-)
[2007-04-29 20:32:37] (sarahisyo) Shucks!
[2007-04-29 20:32:41] (sarahisyo) Let's see
[2007-04-29 20:32:44] (sylkwyrm) (your cute too sweety but in a manly sortta way;-))
[2007-04-29 20:33:09] (sarahisyo) Funniness I would say 2
[2007-04-29 20:33:15] (sarahisyo) Originality 1
[2007-04-29 20:33:32] (sarahisyo) I'm assuming with badness we mean "it sucks" so I'd give it a 3
[2007-04-29 20:33:48] (sarahisyo) Taste (which I think we want plenty of BAD taste) I'm giving it a 4
[2007-04-29 20:33:53] (sarahisyo) What do you all think?
[2007-04-29 20:34:17] (sylkwyrm) I think I threw Mal off with the Badness and Taste
[2007-04-29 20:34:34] (sarahisyo) Okay, discuss it amongst yourselves and let me know the definition you arrive at.
[2007-04-29 20:35:53] (malachi) I had mine all typed up
[2007-04-29 20:35:56] (malachi) but now I am completely lost
[2007-04-29 20:36:12] (sarahisyo) ROFL
[2007-04-29 20:36:15] (sylkwyrm) How can I help sweet cheeks?
[2007-04-29 20:36:23] (malachi) well, I don't follow the concept
[2007-04-29 20:36:29] (sarahisyo) How would you guys define these categories?
[2007-04-29 20:36:34] (malachi) I had thought badness was like "that's just bad" like the duck
[2007-04-29 20:36:41] (sarahisyo) Yeah, me too.
[2007-04-29 20:36:49] (sarahisyo) I'd agree.
[2007-04-29 20:36:56] (sylkwyrm) I was thinking point should be given for honestly bad poetry
[2007-04-29 20:37:22] (sylkwyrm) poetry that should neve be published, and not because of the thematic elements
[2007-04-29 20:37:50] (malachi) So if I had submitted something like "qwerty asdfg" I'd get 5 points?
[2007-04-29 20:37:55] (sarahisyo) Okay....makes sense.
[2007-04-29 20:38:01] (sylkwyrm) ya, out of a total of 20
[2007-04-29 20:38:23] (sylkwyrm) the next guy who submited it wouldn't get ANY points for originality
[2007-04-29 20:38:35] (malachi) so what is taste then?
[2007-04-29 20:38:35] (sarahisyo) Yeah. Cuz it sucks in a stupid way.
[2007-04-29 20:39:04] (sarahisyo) That is a good question. When I thought of taste, I was considering things like content or poetic devices.
[2007-04-29 20:39:06] (sylkwyrm) I honestly thought it was like in Iron Chef.. how do I rate something on taste on TV?
[2007-04-29 20:39:16] (sarahisyo) I've never seen the Iron chef. :(
[2007-04-29 20:39:26] (sylkwyrm) Blasphemer!!!
[2007-04-29 20:39:27] (sarahisyo) :((
[2007-04-29 20:39:34] (sarahisyo) AHAHAHHHHH!
[2007-04-29 20:39:36] (sylkwyrm) although
[2007-04-29 20:39:39] (sarahisyo) *hides in corner*
[2007-04-29 20:39:41] (sylkwyrm) I like Sarah's idea
[2007-04-29 20:39:51] (sarahisyo) *peeks out of corner*
[2007-04-29 20:40:13] (sylkwyrm) "taste" is for thematic elements, like sex with ducks.
[2007-04-29 20:40:23] (malachi) ok, so taste = wackedness?
[2007-04-29 20:40:25] (sylkwyrm) I guess we all know who the winner is already
[2007-04-29 20:40:27] (sylkwyrm) ;-)
[2007-04-29 20:40:30] (sylkwyrm) ya
[2007-04-29 20:40:35] (sylkwyrm) wickedness
[2007-04-29 20:40:41] (sarahisyo) LOL, Yeah. I got to say I've already kinda picked. :D
[2007-04-29 20:40:45] (malachi) so Sarah, are you still happy with the scores?
[2007-04-29 20:40:52] (sarahisyo) Yep
[2007-04-29 20:41:42] (sarahisyo) Who's gonna give their scores next?
[2007-04-29 20:41:53] (malachi) My vote is: Bad-as-in-quality: 2, Funny-as-in-ha-ha: 1, Original-as-in-cheating: 2, Taste-as-in-that-is-wack: 2
[2007-04-29 20:42:05] (sylkwyrm) harsh
[2007-04-29 20:42:16] (sylkwyrm) I thought I was playing the role of mean Limey guy
[2007-04-29 20:42:27] (malachi) I like it, but... pretty simple
[2007-04-29 20:43:20] (sylkwyrm) ok well I give it a Bad:1 Funny:2 Original:1 taste:2 and a bonus point for first post
[2007-04-29 20:43:27] (sylkwyrm) I can do that! :-P
[2007-04-29 20:43:38] (malachi) ok, so will's total is:
[2007-04-29 20:43:54] (malachi) Badness = 3+2+1=6
[2007-04-29 20:43:55] (sarahisyo) ROFL. Wow. I think both of you are Simon and I'm Paula Abdul.
[2007-04-29 20:44:17] (malachi) Funny=2+1+2=5
[2007-04-29 20:44:32] (malachi) Original=1+2+1=4
[2007-04-29 20:44:47] (malachi) Taste=4+2+2=8
[2007-04-29 20:44:52] (malachi) and 1 point for First Post
[2007-04-29 20:45:00] (sarahisyo) Hell yeah!
[2007-04-29 20:45:02] (malachi) for 18 points out of 60
[2007-04-29 20:45:04] (malachi) heh
[2007-04-29 20:45:15] (sylkwyrm) damn
[2007-04-29 20:45:24] (sylkwyrm) shall we move on to number the second?
[2007-04-29 20:45:29] (sarahisyo) What was I saying? You guys are like Simon Cowell!
[2007-04-29 20:45:32] (sarahisyo) Yuppers
[2007-04-29 20:45:38] (sylkwyrm) BAD Poem by Layne
[2007-04-29 20:45:40] (malachi) I gave higher on some than you did
[2007-04-29 20:45:49] (sylkwyrm) As our bodies slapped together
[2007-04-29 20:45:49] (sylkwyrm) Our insides were becoming soakin' wet
[2007-04-29 20:45:49] (sylkwyrm) As he pulled it out and jammed it back in
[2007-04-29 20:45:49] (sylkwyrm) His dick was ripping the skin
[2007-04-29 20:45:49] (sylkwyrm) As he would pant and moan I would scream
[2007-04-29 20:45:49] (sylkwyrm) We both know this was our dream
[2007-04-29 20:45:49] (sylkwyrm) We had been apart so long
[2007-04-29 20:45:49] (sylkwyrm) Neither of us know sex could be this strong
[2007-04-29 20:45:49] (sylkwyrm) Our hearts were as one now
[2007-04-29 20:45:49] (sylkwyrm) But neither of us knew just quite how
[2007-04-29 20:45:49] (sylkwyrm) And as his arms held me so close to his heart
[2007-04-29 20:45:49] (sylkwyrm) I knew not was to start
[2007-04-29 20:45:49] (sylkwyrm) Nor did I know what was in store
[2007-04-29 20:45:49] (sylkwyrm) It wasn't just sex, it was so much more...
[2007-04-29 20:45:54] (sarahisyo) Barely! :P
[2007-04-29 20:46:07] (sylkwyrm) ya, Sarah you are so mean! ;-)
[2007-04-29 20:46:17] (sarahisyo) ROFL
[2007-04-29 20:46:25] (sarahisyo) Am I first again?
[2007-04-29 20:46:46] (sylkwyrm) Do you have a judging yet?
[2007-04-29 20:47:06] (malachi) Bad=1, Funny=1, Original=5, Taste=4
[2007-04-29 20:47:17] (sarahisyo) Badness=4. Originality=3 Funny=4 Taste=4
[2007-04-29 20:47:28] (sarahisyo) I thought it was pretty damn bad. Made me kinda horny though.
[2007-04-29 20:47:38] (malachi) it rymed
[2007-04-29 20:47:40] (malachi) :)
[2007-04-29 20:47:41] (malachi) er
[2007-04-29 20:47:43] (malachi) rhymed
[2007-04-29 20:47:43] (sarahisyo) Yup
[2007-04-29 20:47:53] (malachi) I wasn't expecting that at first
[2007-04-29 20:48:08] (sarahisyo) I would've given it lower if it wasn't for the theme to bring the taste score up a bit.
[2007-04-29 20:48:11] (sylkwyrm) Bad= 3 funny=1 originality=4 taste=2
[2007-04-29 20:48:16] (malachi) ripping the skin. damn, that is whack
[2007-04-29 20:48:28] (sylkwyrm) Oh no she Di'in'!
[2007-04-29 20:48:31] (sarahisyo) Seriously. Maybe she was dating a gorilla? Or a Horse in WA?
[2007-04-29 20:48:40] (malachi) heh
[2007-04-29 20:49:00] (sylkwyrm) Ya I here the Washingtonian Horses are hung like my brain...
[2007-04-29 20:49:09] (sarahisyo) They are! ;)
[2007-04-29 20:49:23] (malachi) so Elaine gets Bad=1+4+3=8; Funny=1+4+1=6; Original=5+3+4=12; Taste=4+4+2=10
[2007-04-29 20:49:33] (malachi) for a grand total of 36/60
[2007-04-29 20:49:50] (sarahisyo) Not bad. Not bad.
[2007-04-29 20:50:09] (malachi) we should so write a program to automatically do that for us next time
[2007-04-29 20:50:20] (sylkwyrm) sweet
[2007-04-29 20:50:29] (sylkwyrm) ok, Poem Number third
[2007-04-29 20:50:30] (sarahisyo) LOL, but this is pretty fun.
[2007-04-29 20:50:32] (sylkwyrm) Untitled By Rick
[2007-04-29 20:50:42] (sylkwyrm) I think that I shall never see
[2007-04-29 20:50:42] (sylkwyrm) A poem as lovely as your knees
[2007-04-29 20:50:42] (sylkwyrm) It's like a moving work of art
[2007-04-29 20:50:42] (sylkwyrm) As I watch them spread apart
[2007-04-29 20:50:42] (sylkwyrm) More thrilling then a carney ride
[2007-04-29 20:50:42] (sylkwyrm) As I slip it deep inside
[2007-04-29 20:50:42] (sylkwyrm) It's like I'm kissing lady luck
[2007-04-29 20:50:42] (sylkwyrm) Did I say kissing? I meant
[2007-04-29 20:50:42] (sylkwyrm) fuck, I can never think of a line to end this one on.
[2007-04-29 20:50:42] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 20:51:38] (malachi) Bad=2, Funny=2, Original=4, Taste=3
[2007-04-29 20:51:54] (sylkwyrm) Bad= 3, funny=3, original= 4, taste= 3
[2007-04-29 20:52:08] (sarahisyo) Badness=4 funny=1 Original=1 taste=1
[2007-04-29 20:52:12] (sarahisyo) >:)
[2007-04-29 20:52:14] (malachi) totals:
[2007-04-29 20:52:19] (malachi) bad=2+3+4=9
[2007-04-29 20:52:25] (malachi) funny=2+3+1=6
[2007-04-29 20:52:31] (malachi) original: 4+4+1=9
[2007-04-29 20:52:35] (malachi) taste=3+3+1=7
[2007-04-29 20:52:41] (sylkwyrm) I gave this poem extra bad points since he completely left off the ending! I mean what the hell happened
[2007-04-29 20:52:54] (malachi) grand total: 9+6+9+7=31/60
[2007-04-29 20:53:15] (sylkwyrm) "Did I say kissing? I meant
[2007-04-29 20:53:15] (sylkwyrm) fuck, I can never think of a line to end this one on."
[2007-04-29 20:53:15] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 20:53:15] (sylkwyrm) I mean what was he going to say?? Its driving me MAD!
[2007-04-29 20:53:15] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 20:53:25] (malachi) hehe
[2007-04-29 20:53:38] (sarahisyo) ROFL
[2007-04-29 20:53:40] (sarahisyo) It would.
[2007-04-29 20:54:08] (sylkwyrm) You is one tough -watch your mouth_ Sarah
[2007-04-29 20:54:11] (sylkwyrm) that was cold
[2007-04-29 20:54:34] (sarahisyo) Sorry :(
[2007-04-29 20:54:37] (sylkwyrm) next poem?
[2007-04-29 20:54:39] (sarahisyo) Sometimes I forget myself.
[2007-04-29 20:54:42] (sarahisyo) *whimper*
[2007-04-29 20:54:46] (malachi) who sleeps with the winner?
[2007-04-29 20:55:08] (sylkwyrm) um.... we being as I think I know who won... um
[2007-04-29 20:55:31] (sarahisyo) What do they look like? :D
[2007-04-29 20:55:35] (sylkwyrm) I just don't think you want to call Dibs Mal
[2007-04-29 20:55:56] (sylkwyrm) *moving on...*
[2007-04-29 20:56:19] (sylkwyrm) Untitled By Moosie
[2007-04-29 20:56:30] (sylkwyrm) I am a Lobster
[2007-04-29 20:56:30] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 20:56:30] (sylkwyrm) Here are my Pinchers
[2007-04-29 20:56:30] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 20:56:30] (sylkwyrm) I am a Lobster
[2007-04-29 20:56:30] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 20:56:30] (sylkwyrm) Here is my Tail
[2007-04-29 20:56:30] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 20:56:30] (sylkwyrm) I am a Lobster
[2007-04-29 20:56:30] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 20:56:30] (sylkwyrm) You want to eat me
[2007-04-29 20:56:30] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 20:56:30] (sylkwyrm) aww :(
[2007-04-29 20:56:30] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 20:57:30] (sarahisyo) badness=5 funny=2 originality=5 taste=5
[2007-04-29 20:57:41] (malachi) bad=3,funny=2,original=1,taste=1, +1 extra point for the whack comment you left in response to it
[2007-04-29 20:57:42] (sylkwyrm) Bad = 3, funny= 1, original= 3, taste 1
[2007-04-29 20:57:50] (sylkwyrm) how are you grading taste Sarah?
[2007-04-29 20:57:54] (malachi) totals:
[2007-04-29 20:57:59] (sarahisyo) Rhyming and theme
[2007-04-29 20:58:02] (sarahisyo) ?
[2007-04-29 20:58:07] (sylkwyrm) Do you just like the taste of lobster?
[2007-04-29 20:58:09] (sarahisyo) Poetic devices?
[2007-04-29 20:58:14] (sylkwyrm) :-S
[2007-04-29 20:58:21] (sarahisyo) I thought that a lobster is a pretty weak poem topic.
[2007-04-29 20:58:25] (sarahisyo) So I gave it a five
[2007-04-29 20:58:31] (sylkwyrm) I thought taste= fucking ducks
[2007-04-29 20:58:40] (sarahisyo) Okay. Give it a 4
[2007-04-29 20:58:47] (sylkwyrm) no taksie backies!
[2007-04-29 20:58:51] (sarahisyo) Why not?
[2007-04-29 20:58:53] (sarahisyo) :P
[2007-04-29 20:59:02] (sylkwyrm) Mal already totaled it
[2007-04-29 20:59:05] (sylkwyrm) ;-)
[2007-04-29 20:59:07] (sarahisyo) Oooh
[2007-04-29 20:59:19] (malachi) bad=5+3+3=11; funny=2+2+1=5; original=5+1+3=9; taste=5+1+1=7; +1... grand total = 11+5+9+7+1=33/60
[2007-04-29 20:59:22] (sarahisyo) He can just lick my scrotum if he's gonna do math all fast like.
[2007-04-29 20:59:24] (sylkwyrm) But I still get to rip you a new one for being so nice
[2007-04-29 20:59:35] (sarahisyo) I deserve it.
[2007-04-29 21:00:15] (sylkwyrm) lick your scrutum, that makes you GAY! Ah ha ha ha!
[2007-04-29 21:00:22] (sarahisyo) It does ;)
[2007-04-29 21:00:40] (sarahisyo) Suck my balls! :D
[2007-04-29 21:00:53] (sylkwyrm) Don;t mind if I do ;-)
[2007-04-29 21:00:58] (sarahisyo) Lucky me!
[2007-04-29 21:01:28] (sarahisyo) Who's our next victim? Of poetry...not balls sucking.
[2007-04-29 21:01:38] (sylkwyrm) I Have Another One... By Willpower
[2007-04-29 21:01:40] (malachi)
[2007-04-29 21:01:54]
[2007-04-29 21:01:54] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 21:01:54] (sylkwyrm) There once was a man from South Trent
[2007-04-29 21:01:54] (sylkwyrm) Who's dick was so long it was bent
[2007-04-29 21:01:54] (sylkwyrm) It caused to much trouble
[2007-04-29 21:01:54] (sylkwyrm) All bent over double
[2007-04-29 21:01:54] (sylkwyrm) During sex, instead of coming, he went
[2007-04-29 21:01:54] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 21:01:54] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 21:01:54] (sylkwyrm) I WIN!!!1! PWND!!!!!11!!!
[2007-04-29 21:01:54] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 21:01:55] (sarahisyo) :o don't know
[2007-04-29 21:02:29] (malachi) bad=1, funny=1, original=1, taste=1 :(
[2007-04-29 21:02:36] (sarahisyo) Badness = 2 Funny = 3 Originality = 1 Taste = 1
[2007-04-29 21:02:46] (sylkwyrm) Bad=2 Funny=4 original=2 Bad=2
[2007-04-29 21:02:52] (malachi) totals:
[2007-04-29 21:02:56] (malachi) bad=1+2+2=5
[2007-04-29 21:03:00] (sarahisyo) Ha! We both thought that was funny!
[2007-04-29 21:03:01] (malachi) funny=1+3+4=8
[2007-04-29 21:03:07] (malachi) original=1+1+2=4
[2007-04-29 21:03:11] (malachi) taste=1+1+2=4
[2007-04-29 21:03:24] (malachi) grand total: 5+8+4+4=*21*
[2007-04-29 21:03:24] (sylkwyrm) "instead of coming, he went!" *Ah HA HA HA HA HA!!*
[2007-04-29 21:03:26] (sylkwyrm) ph!
[2007-04-29 21:03:33] (sarahisyo) That was pretty good.
[2007-04-29 21:03:34] (sylkwyrm) I dint score for taste!
[2007-04-29 21:03:41] (sarahisyo) OH OH
[2007-04-29 21:03:53] (sarahisyo) I wrote down the categories....
[2007-04-29 21:03:56] (sarahisyo) On a paper.
[2007-04-29 21:03:58] (sarahisyo) HA!
[2007-04-29 21:04:13] (sylkwyrm) I give it a 3 because its salty!
[2007-04-29 21:04:18] (sylkwyrm) :-D
[2007-04-29 21:04:23] (sylkwyrm) so 24
[2007-04-29 21:04:35] (sarahisyo) Salty....:o
[2007-04-29 21:04:44] (malachi) oh, sorry, I missed that
[2007-04-29 21:05:11] (sylkwyrm) next victim!
[2007-04-29 21:05:29] (sylkwyrm) gad my friends are perverts ;-)
[2007-04-29 21:05:33] (sylkwyrm) A Second Shot, By Rick
[2007-04-29 21:05:46] (sylkwyrm) Fuck
[2007-04-29 21:05:46] (sylkwyrm) a duck
[2007-04-29 21:05:46] (sylkwyrm) quietly in the park
[2007-04-29 21:05:46] (sylkwyrm) Quack!
[2007-04-29 21:05:46] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 21:05:46] (sylkwyrm) The rangers say I'm such a freak
[2007-04-29 21:05:46] (sylkwyrm) but Gawd! this waterfoul gives good beak
[2007-04-29 21:05:46] (sylkwyrm) The joyous cries of muttered quack
[2007-04-29 21:05:46] (sylkwyrm) as my seed drips down it's back
[2007-04-29 21:05:46] (sylkwyrm) It's feathers wet like ponds glistening dew
[2007-04-29 21:05:46] (sylkwyrm) As it mounts me like a kangaroo
[2007-04-29 21:05:46] (sylkwyrm) My heart it pounds and flitts and flitters
[2007-04-29 21:05:46] (sylkwyrm) As betwixt it's plumage my tounge a twitters
[2007-04-29 21:05:46] (sylkwyrm) Parents hurry thier childen
[2007-04-29 21:05:46] (sylkwyrm) from the sight of this stunt
[2007-04-29 21:05:46] (sylkwyrm) as I ranguish it's ruffles
[2007-04-29 21:05:46] (sylkwyrm) and cum in it's cunt
[2007-04-29 21:05:46] (sylkwyrm) Such lust must end
[2007-04-29 21:05:46] (sylkwyrm) short as it begain
[2007-04-29 21:05:46] (sylkwyrm) But will it be patte'
[2007-04-29 21:05:46] (sylkwyrm) or mandarin?
[2007-04-29 21:05:46] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 21:06:32] (malachi) bad=1,funny=5,original=5,taste=5; that shit is whack
[2007-04-29 21:06:58] (sylkwyrm) Bad=1, funny=5, original=5 taste= kinda greasy 5
[2007-04-29 21:06:59] (sarahisyo) bad= 5 (that is pretty bad). Funny = 5 Originality = 5 Taste = 5
[2007-04-29 21:07:59] (sarahisyo) This one is my favorite.
[2007-04-29 21:08:11] (malachi) totals: bad=1+1+5=7, funny=5+5+5=15; original=5+5+5=15; taste=5+5+5=15
[2007-04-29 21:08:18] (sylkwyrm) It is the Best, worst poem I've ever read!
[2007-04-29 21:08:20] (malachi) grand total = 52
[2007-04-29 21:08:23] (sylkwyrm) damn!
[2007-04-29 21:08:26] (sarahisyo) Seriously.
[2007-04-29 21:08:34] (sylkwyrm) wow
[2007-04-29 21:08:50] (sylkwyrm) Rick can lick _my_ balls with that many points
[2007-04-29 21:09:01] (sylkwyrm) ;-)
[2007-04-29 21:09:10] (sarahisyo) Hey! What about me?
[2007-04-29 21:09:24] (sarahisyo) I can't believe you are sharing your balls with someone else!
[2007-04-29 21:09:27] (sylkwyrm) fine....you can lick my balls too
[2007-04-29 21:09:32] (malachi) on camera that is
[2007-04-29 21:09:35] (malachi) :)
[2007-04-29 21:09:37] (sarahisyo) I don't wanna play second fiddle. :P
[2007-04-29 21:09:39] (sylkwyrm) sweeeeet
[2007-04-29 21:09:44] (sylkwyrm) aw!
[2007-04-29 21:09:55] (sylkwyrm) you can play ping pong with me instead
[2007-04-29 21:10:00] (sarahisyo) Okay.
[2007-04-29 21:10:05] (sylkwyrm) I'll serve! ;-)
[2007-04-29 21:10:09] (malachi) no condiments though k?
[2007-04-29 21:10:14] (sarahisyo) Why's that?
[2007-04-29 21:10:25] (sarahisyo) Are you allergic to something?
[2007-04-29 21:10:30] (sylkwyrm) not even BBQ sause?
[2007-04-29 21:10:31] (malachi) cuz you said mayonnaise and that shit is whack yo
[2007-04-29 21:10:39] (sylkwyrm) CHURCH!
[2007-04-29 21:10:43] (sarahisyo) LOL
[2007-04-29 21:10:50] (sarahisyo) That just isn't right. No more MTV for you two.
[2007-04-29 21:11:04] (malachi) hehe
[2007-04-29 21:11:10] (sylkwyrm) Ah-hem. moving on
[2007-04-29 21:11:21] (sylkwyrm) Multiple Haiku, By Rick
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm) They're called good and plenty
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm) But there are so few in the box
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm) Life fucks you sometimes
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm) Peanut Butter cup
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm) No matter how you eat it
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm) It is gone forever
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm) A wise man once said
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm) Nothing is certain but doubt
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm) He's worm food now
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm) A kitten running
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm) up a tree to the top branch
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm) Sucks to be him bitch
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm) Fuck-tarded cunt rod
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm) All time favorite insult
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm) Free northern Ireland
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm) The autumn leaves
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm) Rustle on the ground
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm) Shut the fuck up leaf
[2007-04-29 21:11:31] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 21:11:52] (sylkwyrm) Maybe I should have but a limit on submissions :-S
[2007-04-29 21:12:06] (sarahisyo) YEAH
[2007-04-29 21:12:14] (sylkwyrm) I say we lump these up and grade then together so I can get back to Pimp-My-Ride!
[2007-04-29 21:12:16] (sarahisyo) I like the "shut the fuck up leaf" part though.
[2007-04-29 21:12:21] (sarahisyo) Sounds like a plan.
[2007-04-29 21:12:28] (sylkwyrm) Ya, fucking leaves
[2007-04-29 21:12:29] (malachi) bad=5(is that even really a poem?), funny=1, original=2, taste=1
[2007-04-29 21:12:29] (sylkwyrm) !
[2007-04-29 21:13:15] (sarahisyo) bad=5, funny=3 (leaves!!!), original=3, taste=5
[2007-04-29 21:13:16] (malachi) I figure that we could average the scores together, or just let them keep their highest score
[2007-04-29 21:13:25] (sarahisyo) Sounds good.
[2007-04-29 21:13:52] (sylkwyrm) Bad=5 (I thought there were 3 syllables in Ireland) Funny = 4 originality =3 Taste = 2
[2007-04-29 21:14:13] (sylkwyrm) those are my averages.
[2007-04-29 21:14:20] (malachi) totals: bad=5+5+5=15, funny=1+3+4=8, original=2+3+3=8, taste=1+5+2=8
[2007-04-29 21:14:29] (malachi) grand total=15+8+8+8=39
[2007-04-29 21:14:52] (sylkwyrm) OK Number second to last....
[2007-04-29 21:15:01] (sarahisyo) Not too shabby
[2007-04-29 21:15:03] (sylkwyrm) Haiku for You, By Moosie
[2007-04-29 21:15:13] (sylkwyrm) Flying dead babies
[2007-04-29 21:15:13] (sylkwyrm) bat wings and fangs, terrible
[2007-04-29 21:15:13] (sylkwyrm) They go for the eyes
[2007-04-29 21:15:13] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 21:15:41] (sylkwyrm) I honestly can't tell if this is a poem or a seizure
[2007-04-29 21:15:52] (malachi) wow, um
[2007-04-29 21:15:56] (sarahisyo) Is that part of the poem? The seizure part.
[2007-04-29 21:15:58] (sarahisyo) ?
[2007-04-29 21:16:07] (sarahisyo) Cuz if it is; that's funny!
[2007-04-29 21:16:07] (sylkwyrm) no
[2007-04-29 21:16:11] (sarahisyo) Oh
[2007-04-29 21:16:12] (sylkwyrm) its a haiku
[2007-04-29 21:16:16] (sarahisyo) Ahhh
[2007-04-29 21:16:22] (sarahisyo) I despise Haiku's!
[2007-04-29 21:16:27] (malachi) bad=2, funny=4(flying dead babies), original=3, taste=3
[2007-04-29 21:16:56] (sarahisyo) bad 5, funny 2 (dead babies), originality 3, taste, 1
[2007-04-29 21:16:57] (sylkwyrm) I think my sissy should stear clear of stobe lights
[2007-04-29 21:17:02] (sarahisyo) Seriously
[2007-04-29 21:17:31] (sylkwyrm) bad=5 (WTF) funny=1 original= 2 taste= 2
[2007-04-29 21:17:33] (malachi) totals:
[2007-04-29 21:17:37] (malachi) bad=2+5+5=12
[2007-04-29 21:17:43] (malachi) funny=4+2+1=9
[2007-04-29 21:17:49] (malachi) original=3+3+2=8
[2007-04-29 21:17:54] (malachi) taste=3+1+2=6
[2007-04-29 21:18:03] (malachi) total=12+9+8+6=35
[2007-04-29 21:18:22] (sylkwyrm) Lastly
[2007-04-29 21:18:46] (sylkwyrm) Untitled by Reg Holmes
[2007-04-29 21:18:56] (sylkwyrm) she tempts my soul
[2007-04-29 21:18:56] (sylkwyrm) as a frigid mistress
[2007-04-29 21:18:56] (sylkwyrm) she tantalizes my mind
[2007-04-29 21:18:56] (sylkwyrm) like a splitting headache.
[2007-04-29 21:18:56] (sylkwyrm) She steals my life
[2007-04-29 21:18:56] (sylkwyrm) like a vampire bat.
[2007-04-29 21:18:56] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 21:18:56] (sylkwyrm)
[2007-04-29 21:19:14] (sarahisyo) ROFL
[2007-04-29 21:19:15] (malachi) is he talking about you?
[2007-04-29 21:19:16] (sylkwyrm) I personally think this poem could have used some flying dead babies
[2007-04-29 21:19:17] (malachi) heh
[2007-04-29 21:19:20] (sarahisyo) Perhaps....
[2007-04-29 21:19:49] (sarahisyo) badness=4, funny=1, originality=5, taste=3
[2007-04-29 21:19:58] (sarahisyo) That's my take on it.
[2007-04-29 21:20:01] (malachi) bad=3,funny=2,original=3,taste=2(no duck sex)
[2007-04-29 21:20:04] (sarahisyo) He tried to give me oral during this!
[2007-04-29 21:20:10] (malachi) +1 for that!
[2007-04-29 21:20:18] (sarahisyo) Trying to bribe the judges! :D
[2007-04-29 21:20:19] (malachi) oh, and +1 for getting it accepted after the deadline
[2007-04-29 21:20:22] (sylkwyrm) hey!
[2007-04-29 21:20:26] (sylkwyrm) no one is giving me oral!
[2007-04-29 21:20:30] (sylkwyrm) lame
[2007-04-29 21:20:35] (sarahisyo) I offered to suck your balls.....
[2007-04-29 21:20:45] (sarahisyo) Instead you chose another!
[2007-04-29 21:20:46] (sylkwyrm) They won't reach all the way to your house
[2007-04-29 21:20:49] (sarahisyo) *points finger*
[2007-04-29 21:20:53] (sylkwyrm) they are small like that :-(
[2007-04-29 21:21:01] (sarahisyo) Its okay. I bet they're cute.
[2007-04-29 21:21:10] (sarahisyo) We should post this on your blog.
[2007-04-29 21:21:13] (sarahisyo) :)
[2007-04-29 21:21:16] (sylkwyrm) Bad=5 Funny=3 Original=3 Taste=1
[2007-04-29 21:21:18] (malachi) total:
[2007-04-29 21:21:27] (malachi) bad=4+3+5=12
[2007-04-29 21:21:35] (malachi) funny=1+2+3=6
[2007-04-29 21:21:45] (malachi) originality=5+3+3=11
[2007-04-29 21:21:51] (malachi) taste=3+2+1=6
[2007-04-29 21:21:58] (malachi) extra credit = 1+1 = 2
[2007-04-29 21:22:13] (malachi) total = 12+5+11+6+2 = 36
[2007-04-29 21:22:19] (sarahisyo) Whoo whoo
[2007-04-29 21:22:26] (malachi) so what are the totals?
[2007-04-29 21:23:21] (malachi) ok, she's going to read them off to me
[2007-04-29 21:23:25] (malachi) and have me type them up here
[2007-04-29 21:23:30] (malachi) Fuck a Duck - 52
[2007-04-29 21:23:30] (sarahisyo) Reg is sad. I'm gonna show him the duck screwing poem while you work.
[2007-04-29 21:23:38] (malachi) Rick Haiku - 39
[2007-04-29 21:23:46] (malachi) Roses - 24
[2007-04-29 21:23:54] (malachi) Another One - 24
[2007-04-29 21:24:00] (malachi) Lobster - 33
[2007-04-29 21:24:08] (malachi) Flying Dead Babies - 35
[2007-04-29 21:24:18] (malachi) Underage Sex - 36
[2007-04-29 21:24:29] (malachi) Spread your knees - 31
[2007-04-29 21:24:36] (malachi) Poem about Sarah - 36
[2007-04-29 21:24:44] (malachi) so, looks like:
[2007-04-29 21:24:57] (malachi) Fuck a Duck gets 1st place for Rick at 52 points
[2007-04-29 21:25:19] (malachi) Rick's Haiku takes backseat to Fuck a Duck
[2007-04-29 21:25:20] (sarahisyo) Rock on! The poem about me is in 3rd!
[2007-04-29 21:25:32] (sarahisyo) Big time. Haiku's bite.
[2007-04-29 21:25:45] (malachi) Underage Sex by Elaine and Poem about Sarah by Reg tie at 36 points
[2007-04-29 21:25:49] (malachi) for Second place
[2007-04-29 21:26:00] (sarahisyo) Ooooh, yeah. Didn't notice that.....
[2007-04-29 21:26:04] (malachi) Flying Dead Babies by Moosie gets Third Place at 35 points
[2007-04-29 21:26:06] (sarahisyo) Decisions!!!
[2007-04-29 21:26:15] (malachi) Lobster takes back seat to Flying Dead Babies
[2007-04-29 21:26:31] (malachi) Spread your Knees takes back seat to Fuck a Duck
[2007-04-29 21:26:51] (malachi) Will gets two tied at fourth at 24 points for Roses and Another One
[2007-04-29 21:26:59] (sarahisyo) I think Sarah and Dino are bewtiful!
[2007-04-29 21:27:00] (malachi) and that is all of them
[2007-04-29 21:27:10] (sarahisyo) (Reg throws in compliments)
[2007-04-29 21:27:20] (sarahisyo) Awwwww
[2007-04-29 21:27:22] (sylkwyrm) no more sucking up Reg unless you are giving out more oral
[2007-04-29 21:27:35] (sarahisyo) "Slurp"
[2007-04-29 21:27:36] (malachi) So 1st place is Rick, 2nd is a tie between Reg and Layne, 3rd is Moosie, and 4th is Will
[2007-04-29 21:27:41] (sylkwyrm) the ruling is in, and I have me a top 8!
[2007-04-29 21:27:49] (sarahisyo) Yay!!!
[2007-04-29 21:27:55] (malachi) ummm
[2007-04-29 21:27:57] (malachi) ummm
[2007-04-29 21:27:59] (malachi) sarah
[2007-04-29 21:28:00] (malachi) me
[2007-04-29 21:28:02] (malachi) and 4 new people
[2007-04-29 21:28:04] (malachi) that's not 8
[2007-04-29 21:28:09] (malachi) I think you need another contest
[2007-04-29 21:28:13] (malachi) oh, 5 people
[2007-04-29 21:28:23] (malachi) so you need another contest for 8th best friend :)
[2007-04-29 21:28:29] (sarahisyo) Yeah!
[2007-04-29 21:28:39] (sylkwyrm) you know how to make a girl feel really unpopular :-(
[2007-04-29 21:28:46] (sarahisyo) One who gives out oral! To all of us, of course.
[2007-04-29 21:28:55] (malachi) hmmm
[2007-04-29 21:29:00] (malachi) that's got possibilities
[2007-04-29 21:29:03] (sarahisyo) :( Maybe some ppl aren't really badly poetic.
[2007-04-29 21:29:06] (malachi) I am not sure how long it would take to judge
[2007-04-29 21:29:10] (malachi) we may need a lot of tie breakers
[2007-04-29 21:29:21] (sarahisyo) Yep! A rematchs!
[2007-04-29 21:29:22] (sylkwyrm) oh.. you are right Mal
[2007-04-29 21:29:31] (sylkwyrm) it would only be fair to have a competitoin
[2007-04-29 21:29:52] (sylkwyrm) _*cuming this May*_
[2007-04-29 21:29:54] (sarahisyo) Reg says he's ready to give it a "shot"
[2007-04-29 21:29:56] (sarahisyo) ROFL
[2007-04-29 21:30:05] (sylkwyrm) My Oral Sex Contest!
[2007-04-29 21:30:06] (sarahisyo) I gotta go cook. I will see two maniacs later!
[2007-04-29 21:30:11] (malachi) kk
[2007-04-29 21:30:12] |<-- Sarahisyo has left irc.efnet.us (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.78.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.3/2007030919]) [2007-04-29 21:30:13] (malachi) wave
[2007-04-29 21:30:13] (sylkwyrm) Kk Thanks for helping
[2007-04-29 21:30:17] (malachi) oh, she is gone
[2007-04-29 21:30:21] (sylkwyrm) can't wait to judge the next one with you!
[2007-04-29 21:30:26] (sylkwyrm) TTY L8R
And here I am with the internationals:
Here is Romano running out the door. 
